6/26/08

Thanks Diverseworks!



So yes! I'm now the proud owner of a totally radical Robyn O'Neil drawing that in no way would I am able to afford if it hadn't of been for the genius that is "Luck 'O the Draw," Diverseworks' fundraiser. I purchased a $250 ticket that guaranteed my number would be called in the first 14 drawn numbers at the suggestion of the brilliant Gina Sonderegger. Good investment if you ask me, and this picture is proof of how happy I was/am.

I do however have a little commentary on donating artworks for such functions. As an artist who did donate to this affair, I think on one hand it is a really great thing to be able to support a local institution that you believe in as an financial alternative. The thing for artists to remember though, is be selective in how you donate. This is your livelihood, and non-profits need to respect that. Hopefully this situation is mutually beneficial, where the event supports artists and artists gladly support the organization.

If you are just starting to collect art, auctions like these are a really good way to get your feet wet. There is very little commitment monetarily and you get to choose from a large spectrum of artists, so you are bound to find something that you like. And for $125 (which was the price of a regular ticket for the Diverseworks benefit), or whatever the ridiculously low starting bid auctions ask for might be, you are always getting a bargain. Just make sure it is a reputable institution/organization and not the local high school bake sale. Check out their programming, as it can give you some insight into who might donate.

6/20/08

Prague is for Lovers

Laura and I went to Bookpeople last night for David Sedaris' book signing. It was pretty much amazing. There were about 500 people there and he had a mini conversation with each and every one of us as he personalized our books. Some shining moments:

- For one couple ahead of us in line he said he could see into the future as he drew them a picture in their book. What he drew as he spoke to them was two people walking into an abortion clinic offering $3 abortions. "How can you pass it up? They're only $3!"

-For another person he drew a picture of a smiling turtle, and above the turtle was Jesus being cut in half by a shovel. "The turtle is smiling because Jesus is being cut in half by a shovel."

-He asked what I did and I told him I was a painter, so we had a conversation about a piece of art somebody gave him at a signing. He asked what my last name was and I told him it was Uhlir. "A Czech name." We talked about Prague and this is what he drew for us:

Lincoln's last words, "before being shot in the head," according to David Sedaris. Best booksigning. Ever.

6/13/08

That Korean Movie

I told a friend I was going to go see the new Harmony Korine movie, Mister Lonely and he thought I said "that new Korean movie." Would it have been even better had it been in Korean? I don't know.

It was excellent. Not all of it was excellent. Some of it was dumb, but I won't give away what, so as not to spoil your potential experience. Though I will say that the opening scene of Michael Jackson on a minibike towing a flying monkey was sublimely awesome. For those who haven't seen Gummo or Julian Donkey Boy, Korine's movies are somewhat disjointed, metaphorical affairs. As Werner Herzog (who's plays a priest in the film [reason enough to see it]) might say, they're more a series of "fever dreams." He's a director that inspires a polarity of opinion, and I side on the positive. His work is non-literal, engaging, intelligent and entertaining in a way I wish more video art was.

It also restored my faith in Diego Luna as an actor. He's made some really crappy movies since Y Tu Mama. Real crappy.

6/10/08

Good Job, Man

Way to go humanity! Today we officially lost the Yangtze River dolphin and the Caribbean monk seal. It took long enough! WTF? That seal has been hanging onto the 'ENDANGERED' list since 1952. Clinging to hope with it's little flippers. But that's cool, the market will correct all of this. Right?



6/3/08

My world is still very round

As always, in regards to my last post, Eric plays the John to my Samuel Adams, offering a more reasoned approach to the Austin landscape. I agree with him that every city is provincial in its own right. Work from New York can still look very New York - witness the "trash sculpture" movement taking place. But despite assertions that the world is getting flatter and closer together, distance and power still matter. A movement that may begin as local in New York or London can end up being global thanks to the power of those cities. When we compare ourselves in status to the art centers of LA, New York, and London it's because we want their money, visibility, and success. We all want to show our work and build a collector base inside and outside of our community, but we need the infrastructure to do that.

Talking to one of my studio mates a month ago he mentioned that there are maybe ten people here that really support the local scene, and maybe two or three that spend on a regular basis. And by local scene, I mean the two spaces that provide a serious outlet into the market for the emerging artist set I include myself within: Art Palace and Okay Mountain. But while these spaces provide opportunities for commercial exposure, they are only two. Art Palace can only have so many shows in a year, and it has shown an admirable and important commitment to its roster. But what about the rest of us? The handful of collectors our galleries rely on? What happens when their stocks are full? What are the rest of us who aren't on the radar supposed to do? The common answer is to do-it-yourself. The punkish appeal of starting your own space is quickly lost in the reality that collectors rarely part with a dollar if you don't have the time to build their trust. This is a process that requires a significant amount of time, money and energy that most of us who want to dedicate ourselves to making things don't have. This doesn't even include the video, installation and performance artists. If we have a hard time scrounging up people to support potentially decorative paintings and drawings, it's doubly so for work that might not physically exist. However, it is important that people in our community continue to try these ventures. Camp Fig, Okay Mountain and MASS prove that they are possible, if uphill battles.

All of that considered: location still matters, and building relationships are what provide the gateway to gaining success, and relationships that count are built in person. We look to New York and Los Angeles as models because their artists have a better chance to thrive. They thrive because there is enough money, people and space in those cities to allow for more opportunity. It is this opportunity that Austin sorely lacks. This is why the battles outside of the University halls are just as fierce as those within. We all fight over table scraps. We look to the University, and the museums, as potential beacons to draw interest to our city, and to educate future collectors. We want UT to look like UCLA, Columbia, or Yale. We want AMOA to be our MoMA. We want these institutions to excite people about supporting the visual arts, and to bring collectors to Austin. The truth is that this model will probably never materialize. UT is too conservative and sluggish at its core, and Austin lacks real estate and money old enough to be spent on culture's edge on the large scale required to provide us all with local opportunity.

My predictions and advice for Austin have always vacillated between the sunny and constructive to the overly critical and pessimistic. But developments of the past few years have shown me that it is always possible to build something where seemingly nothing could have existed. This is why I am now cautiously optimistic about the future of this town. If Art Palace, Okay Mountain, D Berman and Lora Reynolds can all find room to thrive, maybe more spaces of the like can do the same. Maybe in 15 years, after the face of contemporary art has changed again, the University will have caught up to where we are now. I'm excited to see what things will look like, but I'm also glad to leave the fight over leftovers for a heartier meal elsewhere.

5/30/08

There Can Be Only One

The recent Bad at Sports podcast mentions the Highlander briefly, which reminded me of my total mini-obsession with the TV show when I was in high school. Every day my brother and I would come home, make a couple of hot dogs and watch the Highlander on USA. We'd get so ANNOYED if this ritual was in any way fucked with: chores, homework, Mom wanting to discuss the day. Mom!

Highlander in mind, the BAS crew has a good discussion of Robert Storr's warpath through Artforum I mentioned a while back. Also, Ivan gives a brief but accurate analysis of why Austin falls short of being a potential national/international arts destination (in reference to a similar BAS discussion about why Chicago is perpetually ignored by the international art scene). One major point he makes, and one I agree with, is that the University of Texas art school is too stodgy. Here's my prescription: less painting, more video, more installation and more cross-disciplinary practice in the undergraduate world. But that's wishful thinking for a University that crushed a Herzog and de Meuron designed Blanton Museum.

5/27/08

In the Spirit of Giving

I don't make paintings with traditional oil paint anymore, but for those of you out there who do (and are using crappy Windsor Newton paint), please do yourself a favor and order from RGH. They're a small company based in Albany, New York and HOT DAMN if they don't make the best oil paint I ever used.

It comes in jars, not tubes and if you order enough they throw in some random color for free. 

(Also, totally not an RGH employee despite the above shill)